Each bag is individually made here in New Zealand on the Kapiti Coast, so material/threads/colours will vary from bag to bag making each one unique. We are always striving to improve (make you giggle more!), so the embroidered designs may also change slightly over time.
Measurements: (L)37cm x (W)8cm x (H)36cm. Strap is 30cm shoulder to bag top.
The bags make ideal Eco friendly gifts or a treat for yourself.
If you have any special requests, please Contact Us and we can discuss your requirements.
Front - "A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world. No wait, it's wine..
$40.00
Sign - "I'm like a fine wine, complex and a little fruity!"
Front - "I love cooking with wine, so..
$40.00
Sign - "It's Wine o'clock!"
Front - "Five glasses of wine must count as five portions of fruit!"
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$40.00
Front - "Wine a little, You'll feel much better!"
Back - "It's no use crying over spilt milk. Win..
$40.00
Front - "Give peas a chance!"
Back - "Turn over a new leaf. Become a vegetarian"
The calico sh..
$40.00
Sign - "I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding"
Front - "I have never met a calorie t..
$40.00
Sign - "I can deal with anything with the right drink and a girlfriend!"
Front - "Please wait for..
$40.00
Front - "Lead me not into temptation, I can find my own way!"
Back - "A little of what you fancy ..
$40.00
Sign - "Some call it cocktail hour ... I prefer Support Group"
Front - "I don't have a drink prob..
$40.00
Sign - "Save the Earth, it's the only planet with chocolate"
Front - "Chocolate is nature's way o..
$40.00
Sign - "Rise And Whine"
Front - "I am a morning person, just not THIS morning!"
Back - "I'm no..
$40.00
Front - "Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon!"
Back - "Go Ahead, Bake my day!"
The..
$40.00
Sign - "The problem with food is that I like it!"
Front - "You know you're dieting when postage s..
$40.00
Front - "A woman is like a teabag, you never know how strong she is till she's in hot water!"
Bac..
$40.00
Front - "No coffee, no workee!"
Back - "I don't have a problem with coffee, I have a problem with..
$40.00
Sign - "Liquid Happiness!"
Front - "One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor!"
Back - "A..
$40.00
Front - "Eat, Drink and be Merry, for Tomorrow we Diet!"
Back - "Ice Cream. The ultimate diet foo..
$40.00
Front - "Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cupcakes and that's kinda the same thing"
Back..
$40.00
Sign - "Just checking the light still works"
Front - "Diet Rule #2 If it tastes good, you shouldn..
$40.00
Sign - "Drinks well with others!"
Front - "Alcohol, the cause and solution to all life's problems..
$40.00
Sign - "Does This Grill Come With A Menu?"
Front - "BBQ Hint #1 Use a sauce that can cover up you..
$40.00
Sign - "Dinner will be ready when the smoke alarm goes off!"
Front - "Never trust a skinny cook!"..
$40.00
Sign - "Dinner is poured!"
Front - "Wine improves with age, I improve with wine!"
Back - "Comp..
$40.00
Sign - "Energy = Milk Coffee2"
Front - "depresso (dI'presoo) n. The feeling you get when you run ..
$40.00
Front - "Eat, Drink and be Bloody Mary!"
Back - "I try to get 5 servings of fruit and veg a day -..
$40.00
Sign - "Cheers"
Front - "The Doctor said I had to increase my fluid intake ... He didn't say what..
$40.00
Sign - "Bring coffee and no-one gets hurt!"
Front - "Behind every successful woman is a substanti..
$40.00
Sign - "Bring chocolate and no-one gets hurt!"
Front - "Chocolate; Valium with calories"
Back ..
$40.00
Front - "Chocolate; Not just for breakfast anymore"
Back - "Chocolate, coffee and men, All better..
$40.00
Sign - "I'm on a 30 day diet. So far I've lost 15 days"
Front - "Does carrot cake count as a vege..
$40.00
Sign - "The 3 Food Groups"
1. microwaveable
2. frozen
3. takeaway
Front - "I only have a..
$40.00